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Goldship Records
Ham Radio Beanie
Ham Radio Beanie
Regular price
$30.00 USD
Regular price
Sale price
$30.00 USD
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Tired of your ears freezing off while contemplating the crushing weight of existence? Yeah, us too. That’s why we made this Ham Radio beanie—to keep your dome cozy while the rest of the world burns.
Perfect for hiding bad hair, avoiding eye contact at the gas station, or just letting everyone know you’re the kind of person who listens to loud music and feels things. A lot.
Beanie Stats (for the nerds):
100% Turbo Acrylic (faster than regular acrylic, we guess?)
12" of head-hugging glory
Hypoallergenic, unlike your last relationship
Unisex, because your head doesn't care
Hand washable (but who are we kidding?)
Warning: Wearing this may cause mysterious vibes, and sudden urges to start a band.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Perfect for hiding bad hair, avoiding eye contact at the gas station, or just letting everyone know you’re the kind of person who listens to loud music and feels things. A lot.
Beanie Stats (for the nerds):
100% Turbo Acrylic (faster than regular acrylic, we guess?)
12" of head-hugging glory
Hypoallergenic, unlike your last relationship
Unisex, because your head doesn't care
Hand washable (but who are we kidding?)
Warning: Wearing this may cause mysterious vibes, and sudden urges to start a band.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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